In Defense of My Television Watching Habits

Firstly, We dont have cable.We get 5 channels on a good day so my television viewing options are fairly limited. Secondly, I eat my lunch infront of the tv. I cant read and eat a sandwhich, its too complicated. I watch TV instead. There is NOTHING else on at lunch time. Between the hours of 12 and 1 pm my options are Dr Phil,Indonesean News and Turkish News. Thats all. Lastly, I'm ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE Ellen does not enjoy dancing every day. I like Ice Cream but I dont want to eat it every single day because I'd probibly come to hate the taste of it. I'm sure Ellen feels the same.